You know your Jog. The Jog always has its editorial priorities screwed on straight. We know the top story when we see it:
Marie Osmond Faints On 'Dancing With The Stars'
Fire continues to harass celebrities:
Massive California Wildfires Burn Through the Night
260,000 Flee Raging Calif. Wildfires
The Inevitable Ignorant Global Warming Tie-In
Now the latest from a world on fire:
Turkey Rejects Kurdish Cease-Fire
As Pakistan Turns:
Official: 2 Bombers in Bhutto Blast
Bhutto Receives Threat from Female Suicide Bombers
Bhutto Considers Telephone Election Campaign After Bombings
Big Issues- in brief:
FACTBOX: Iran's new atomic negotiator Saeed Jalili
Bush Wants $46B More for Afghan, Iraq War Funding
Mistrial for Muslim Charity Leaders Facing Terror Charges
Shocker! Al Gore wins award:
Gore a Winner at Oscar-Style Quill Awards
Continent-Size Toxic Stew of Plastic Trash Fouling Swath of Pacific Ocean
Sky is falling update:
4 States to Sue For Tougher Emission Rules
I Want My Voodoo TV!
CNN's "Planet in Peril" Confronts Tough Issues
Feed the World... w/ Plumpynut:
A Life Saver Called "Plumpynut"
Huckabee declares most signers of Declaration of Independence were clergyman. Huckabee is wrong:
1 Out of 56 Equals 'Most'? No, it Doesn't
What a surprise- Rights group demands censorship:
Gay Rights Group Urges Obama to Cut Gospel Singer from Event
NJ town leaves Republicans high & dry:
Lyndhurst GOP, Nearly All of Them, Switching Parties
Air Safety Poll Kept Secret to Avoid Scaring Passengers
Bummer:
Emotional Well-Being Doesn't Affect Cancer Outcome
Double or nothing:
More Women Remove Both Breasts in Cancer Fight
Miracle buzzkill of the day:
Did Jesus Walk on Water - or Ice?
"We've all taken our HIV-AIDS test and we're going on a hunger strike!"
Bolivian Prostitutes' Hunger Strike Over Closures
NY Taxi Drivers Strike Again Over Tracking System
He was a treat:
Inventor of Rice-A-Roni Dies Near San Francisco
Series banter:
Ten Reasons to Watch the World Series
Leaders Lifting Red Sox
Colorado's Infield Fuels Tough Defense
Rockies Suspend World Series Ticket Sales After Computer Crash
There are now officially Two great teams in the NFL:
Colts Remain Perfect
Colts Just as Good as Pats -- Minus All the Attention
"Wanna see my magic wand?"
Copperfield's Magic Tour Goes Poof
A Dark Accusation Hangs Over an Illusionist's Magical World
Should have learned a lesson from 'Cop Rock':
Hugh Jackman TV Show Axed in US
Doggie-style sex scene has actress blushing:
Marisa Tormei Begs Parents to Skip Her New Movie
Ailing Lumet Skips "Dead" Premiere in Rome
The two "got on like a caldron on fire"-
Most Fans Applaud Rowling's "Outing" of Dumbledore
Britney Behind the Wheel- Episode 27:
Britney Seen Out Driving with Sons
Now Steve jobs will be happy...right?
Apple Profit Surges on Strong Mac, iPhone Sales
Apples Estimates 250K IPhones Sold to Unlockers
Yeah right:
Comcast says Not Blocking Internet Downloads
NBC Pulls YouTube clips Ahead of Hulu Launch
Soon you'll be able to 'play' with all your 'friends':
MySpace Partners with Oberon Media to Create Gaming Channel
And finally-
We love it- When Soap Stars Attack!
Actor Arrested after Fight
There's plenty more News,
but there's no more News Jog.
We're done.