Today featuring Zero Halloween coverage!
Your faithful editor's little brother once started their house on fire while playing with matches when he was four years old. It's a good thing the family lived in Ohio at the time:
Child Playing with Matches Started California Blaze
California Considers Charging Boy Firestarter
Fireworks fly at Dem's 13,000th presidential debate:
Obama, Edwards Go After Clinton During Debate
Poll: Stephen Colbert Would Beat Ron Paul
All things WWIII:
Iraq says Curbing PKK Movements
Iraqi Cabinet Votes to End Security Firms’ Immunity
PM Brown in Talks with Saudi king
AG Nominee Mukasey Draws More Heat on Torture
Bhutto’s Return Brings Pakistani Politics to a Boil
What doesn't stir Israel's political cauldron?
Olmert Cancer Diagnosis Stirs Israel's Political Cauldron
From the 'things you thought were true but aren't true' file:
Vitamin D Does Not Prevent Death from Cancer
A doctor- who'da thunk?
Bush Picks Army Doctor as Veterans Secretary
Scumbag Gets to Live!
Supreme Court Blocks 3rd Execution
If you're craving a news story that features a guy named Romuald Rat- today's your lucky day:
Paparazzi Reluctant to Appear at Diana Inquest
Accidents will happen:
Solar Wing Ripped on Space Station
Space Station Solar Panel Repair May Extend Shuttle Mission
There's a storm a brewin':
Tropical Storm Noel Turns Northward Toward Florida
Tropical Storm Noel Puts Temporary End to Inquest Over Death of Anna Nicole's Son
Dalai Lama says Hatred and Fear Eating our Immune System, Blames Media
Monks in Burma March for First Time Since Crackdown
Series Fallout:
Boston Red Sox Lead City in World Series Celebration
Schilling says Goodbyes to Red Sox Mates
Eye on 2008, Rockies Empty Lockers
Yankees Give Girardi a 3-Year Deal to Manage
Joe Torre May Join Dodgers After Grady Little Quits as Manager
What will happen to Will Ferrell's act?
Singer Robert Goulet Dies at 73
Beaten, never stirred:
Pierce Brosnan, Alleged Batterer?
All Things Britney:
This is why we need experts- to state the obvious:
Selfish Britney Spears a Bad Mom, says Court Expert
Britney: Gimme Less Drug Testing
Catholics Slam Britney Spears Pix as 'Bottom of Barrel' Stunt
What's so difficult about enlightenment?
Potter Author Hit by Hate Mail
NBC: Leno Still Leaving in '09
Forbes: Elvis is Top Dead-Celebrity Earner
All that technological stuff:
Apple's Leopard leaps, but Will Mac Sales Follow?
Security Geeks say Leopard Needs Fixing
Google Phone Could be Tough Sell to U.S. Carriers
Google Opens Up Social Networking
And Finally-
No Charges in Kid Rock-Tommy Lee Scuffle
There's plenty more News,
but there's no more News Jog.
We're done.