Tuesday, November 6, 2007

News Jog 11/06/07

Yet another gift to the enemy:
Air Force Grounds F-15s in Afghanistan after Missouri Crash

Does the stuff ever stop hitting the fan in Pakistan?
Musharraf Warned: Hold Elections and Quit as Army Chief

Cheney & Obama are Cousins!
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Obama: Cheney is 'A Crazy Uncle in the Attic'

Republican Druggie Alert!
Fred Thompson Aide Resigns Post After Drug-Dealing History Exposed

New Drug Alert!
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Florida Sheriff's Bulletin Warns of Purported New Human Waste High

Space Shuttle Discovery Headed Home

Asians in Space! Update:
Chang'e 1 Enters Moon's Orbit

Mark the Jog's words- this lady is full of it:
Woman: UPS Lost Mom's Ashes

Scumbag mayor gets his due:
Former Atlanta Mayor Effectively Disbarred

Heads up to Fox News-
the 'War on Christmas' starts early this year:

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Santa Told to Slim Down for Christmas to 'Set a Good Example'

If this story is real- it's sad:
Toddler with Eight limbs Branded 'Reincarnation of Hindu God' to Undergo Life-Saving Operation

This is just one of many reasons your Jog editor hardly ever flies:
Airline On-Time Record: Worst in 13 Years

Outlaw porn?
You'll get my porn when you pry it from my dead, cold penis!

Grand Jury Indicts Owner of Virginia Porn Store

A story for those who are into killing cuddly rare animals:
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Minn. Woman Shoots Albino Deer During Opener

Did the Colts cheat?
Patriots Complain About Crowd Noise

Oprah "Cleans House" in South Africa School Abuse Case

Writers & actors emerge from limos, begin to picket:
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Screenwriters on Strike Over Stake in New Media
Hollywood Strike Turns Ugly: Writer Hurt on Picket Line
Daniels Pickets ‘Office’ Production
Leno Joins Picketers

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Shia LaBeouf Arrested at Chicago Drugstore

Hey, if you're going to surround the car to get a good shot- you just might get hit:
Matrix Star Keanu Reeves Sued by Photographer

The Jog is happy. We like crazies on TV:
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She's Coming Baaack! Rosie to MSNBC?

It turns out he's every bit as creepy as he looks:
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Copperfield Secret Document -- How to Pick Up Chicks

Shocker! Snoop Dogg appers to be in the right:
The Dogg Fight -- Caught on Tape!

Ozzy Angry about North Dakota Sting Operation

Today's Techno-Babble:
Mac's Leopard an Elegant Upgrade
Google Enters the Wireless World
Carnegie Mellon's Robocar Wins DARPA Challenge
Apple Posts QuickTime Security Fix
Another version of the Playstation 2 in the pipeline

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'Manhunt 2' Will Keep 'Mature' Rating

Is this really necessary?
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An Entire Social Network Dedicated to Kylie Minogue

And finally-
Celebrated TV douche bag & N-Word aficionado catches a break:
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Judge Allows Dog to Stay

There's plenty more News,
but there's no more News Jog.
We're done.