Short & Sweet Today-
Wacky-Paki Update:
Bhutto Put Under House Arrest in Pakistan
Pakistani Police Fire Tear Gas at Protesters in Rawalpindi
Nominee survives water boarding!
Senate Confirms Michael Mukasey as Attorney General
Shocker: Politicians choose pork projects over responsible stewardship:
Congress Hands Bush First Veto Override
Arnold terminates reason:
California Sues EPA Over Auto Emissions
Did Hillary leave a tip for single mom waitress she claims to be fighting for?
Clinton's Tipping Point?
Redford inspired by Reagan?
Redford Wants 'Lion' to Provoke Debate
Tidal Waves in the News:
Hundreds Return to Homes as East Coast of England Escapes Tidal Wave 'By Inches'
Wait a minute. Oral Roberts' son is named Dick? God bless 'em:
Oral Roberts' Son Accused of Misspending
Oh those wacky old people:
Grandpa Picks Up Wrong Kid From School
Still sexy after all these years:
Mickey Rourke Busted for DUI in Miami — On His Vespa
Amy's Wine House Raided!
'Baby I Love You', Screams Distraught Amy Winehouse as Husband Arrested Over £200,000 Trial Plot
So now it's against the law to say mean things about people on the telephone?
Victim of "Dog's" Racist Rant to Sue Him!
Christopher Plummer doesn't care for morning radio personalities.
But then again, who does?
Don't Mess with Christopher Plummer! He'll Hang Up On You!
Because gay dancers will make the story more complete?
Goonies on Broadway
The Jog is forced to agree that Ocala is a scary place. Ever been there?
Snipes Alleges Racism in Tax Trial
More debris from a strange, strange life:
Woman says She Never Divorced James Brown
And finally-
From the 'all actors are insane' file:
Daniel Radcliffe's Girlfriend Keeps Day Job
There's plenty more News,
but there's no more News Jog.
We're done.
